Description:messica & bony homo (not jessica simpson & tony romo) have a locker room "blow" out! a drunk smell fibsen (not mel gibson) whips out his leathal weapon! "thanks sugar tits! "spender & heiny (not spencer pratt & heidi montag) far from the hills - young stars nightclub sexcapades! lamey slimehouse (not amy winehouse) - the brit has a fit! america's favorite judges' sexual tension - cryin' seabass, ball - a and slimin' foul (not ryan seacrest, paula abdul & simon cowell) oops! titney shears (not britney spears) does it again! feminem & linda blowhand (not eminem & lindsey lohan) - feminem's dirty secret!!